maybethings asked: "This is a hamster," says Sten, letting the tiny ball of fluff clamber all over his hands, nibbling aggressively at his fingertips. "Yes!" she beams. "Luchessi is just all sorts of adorable. She likes you, I can tell." "We have similar creatures on Par Vollen. Larger and longer in the body." "Oh, you mean guinea pi--" "We boil them and eat them," he adds. Luchessi calms down immediately, but the look on Shotgun's face is something Sten saves away for future reference.
Oh look IT’S LUCHESSEH 8D

STEN
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING A;SLKDFJAS;LKDFJAS;LDKFJAS;LDFKJAS;DLFKJSA;

…WELL AT LEAST MAY GOT MY FACE RIGHT I CAN’T STOP GOING DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: IRL OH GOD MAY I AM TORN BETWEEN LAUGHING AND GOING MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOO AT THE SAME TIME I AM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR BELLY FOR THIS Q(*A*

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